so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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