hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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