woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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