I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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