on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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