My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
