Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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