Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't deserve a penis
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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