hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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