So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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