But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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