found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My vagina just recognized that song.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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