Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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