how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
tell me about the eggs
Randomize