I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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