I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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