its not stalking. its research.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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