Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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