I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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