I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I party with great urgency now.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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