whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Duck Duck Cougar?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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