you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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