I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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