i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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