i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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