we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
