bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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