exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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