She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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