Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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