you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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