Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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