i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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