i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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