I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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