I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So much Jack, so little girl.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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