12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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