hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I bet he comes in French.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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