chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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