She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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