its not stalking. its research.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
