I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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