Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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