Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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