Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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