Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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