Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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