Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
someone owes me an orgasm
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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