If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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