no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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