3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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