I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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