what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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