i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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