i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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