I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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